Sunday, December 5, 2010

Now that Thanksgiving is over...

and Christmas will be here soon, there is one question that is on everyone's minds. Yep, the question of "What do I do with that pumpkin that's been sitting on my porch for two months?" Well, have no fear, because I have a few solutions to the problem!

Solution #1
Set the pumpkin out in your yard.

Waaay out in your yard.

Then let your husband loose!

Long range target practice!

Solution #2
 Even though it's too late for Halloween, carve a Jack o Lantern face...with your pistol!


Solution #3
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If that's not enough, just blow it to smithereens with a homemade bomb.

Problem Solved!


7 comments:

  1. Next year you need a pumpkin sling shot.

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  2. Sounds like a good thing to do with it. What a pumpkin-pult (catapult)? just a thought... :)

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  3. Are we long lost kin? As soon as I saw that pumpkin in that first picture sitting out all by it's lonesome...my initial thought was grab a gun! We do similar things all. the. time. It's a little out of hand, really. I will admit, we haven't tossed a homemade bomb at one of those puppy's though.

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  4. HaHa! We are definitely related!

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  5. My sheep LOVE pumpkins and the horses enjoy them as well. We use the political signs for target practice and rid ourselves of a small bit of hostility thataway. -smile-
    Merry Christmas!

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  6. OK I know this is late but your hubby and mine must be related somehow! He wanted to do the same thing my my daughter stopped him...now the big screen TV the other week....that is a different story! (My girlfriend is still finding pieces all over her yard!)

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