and Christmas will be here soon, there is one question that is on everyone's minds. Yep, the question of "What do I do with that pumpkin that's been sitting on my porch for two months?" Well, have no fear, because I have a few solutions to the problem!
Set the pumpkin out in your yard.
Waaay out in your yard.
Then let your husband loose!
Long range target practice!
Even though it's too late for Halloween, carve a Jack o Lantern face...with your pistol!
If that's not enough, just blow it to smithereens with a homemade bomb.